"Over the river and through the woods, directly to jail (instead of Grandma's house) we go."

If this wasn't reason enough to avoid the services offered by Verizon Wireless, here is another. The Witchita Eagle recently reported on this test of Verizon Wireless' new GPS directions-by-phone service and found it wanting. It sent the tester a half-mile past her destination and to the local jail instead.

Maybe Verizon's "In" plan has a deeper meaning than I thought.