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Monday, October 31, 2005

On cameras in SCOTUS.

Not surprisingly, Court TV's CEO likes the idea of televising arguments in the Supreme Court of the United States.

Personally, I have never really understood the adamant opposition of federal judges to opening courtrooms to television audiences. Court's have sanctions available to them to make sure that the press behave themselves and we have allowed camera's in court in my state for many years without ill effects.

Federal courts remain the last government bastion of resistance to 21st Century sunshine illuminating their proceedings.

Its a shame really.

Thanks to the Washington Post for the link.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Time to call in the Office of Magical Law Enforcement.

So you steal an old 1962 Ford Anglia that doesn't run without magical assistance and which is instantly recognizable to every child on the planet, now what are you going to do with it?

Does Lord Voldemort own a chop shop?

From the London Telegraph.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Odds & Ends. In other words, nothing useful and probably more than you want to know.


Judge on a Jury
From Law.com:
Nassau County, N.Y., District Judge William J. O'Brien last week heard a medical malpractice case from a decidedly different point of view -- as a juror. He was one of six selected to hear the matter of Jacoby v. Doe, No. 16082-2003, which pitted an elderly Franklin Square woman against the hospital that her attorney said failed to aggressively treat her after she suffered a stroke. The 12-day trial ended Friday with a defense verdict.
Do you think he was elected foreman?


According to this story from Rueters, First Lady Laura Bush advised urban youths today that they will be more likely to get a job if they don't have gang tattoos. Well Duh!

Gizmodo reports on this very personal way to give pleasure to your wife/girlfriend through your cell phone or she can use those minutes on herself.

Michael Jackson's video "Thriller" now playing in Legoland.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Phishing using Spam for bait.

Within an hour after publishing this post, I received the following e-mail:
Dear Sir,

I am Barrister James Walker, a solicitor at law. I am the personal
attorney/solicitor to one MR PETERS HARTS, a national of your country, who
used to work as a contractor with various government parastatals here in
South Africa. Herein after shall be referred to as my client.

On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their only daughter were
involved in a fatal car accident along Pretoria express road. All the
occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have
made several enquiries here and abroad through your embassy to locate any of
my clients extended relatives, this has proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you, since
you share the same last name.

I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the assets and capital of my
client valued at Ten million, Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars
($10.5 Million) left behind by my client, before the money gets confiscated
or declared unserviceable by the security finance firm, the bank where this
huge deposit is lodged. The bank has issued me a notice to provide the next
of kin or have the account declared redundant and the large volume of money
confiscated within the next 25 working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two years,
now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased,
since you share the same family names, so that the proceeds of this account
can be paid to you.

Therefore on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the
modalities for the transfer and the ratio with which we shall share the
money. I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back
you up for a successful claim. All I require from you is your honest
cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from the breach of the law.

Kindly notify me on my email: james_5_7walker@yahoo.co.uk to indicate your
willingness in assisting us and for further details upon your acceptance of
this proposal.

Best regards.

BARRISTER JAMES WALKER.
It always amazes me that people fall for this stuff but I guess greed will cloud common sense. I especially like the part where he says "I decided to contact you, since
you share the same last name." I guess in South Africa they pronounce "Harts" the same way we pronounce "Have Opinion, Will Travel."

Drink more beer and save gas (petroleum that is).

Finally, there'’s a byproduct of beer that doesn't involve throwing up, embarrassing behavior or splitting headaches the next morning. Coors Brewing Company is making fuel-grade ethanol from the byproducts of beer production, and will soon double the 1.5 million gallons/year that'’s currently possible. That'’s a small drop in the bucket compared to current fuel demands, but it sure beats throwing away the material. As Coors says about their capabilities, "We've always produced low-grade ethanol, so this was a logical step." I think Coors calls their low-grade ethanol "Coors Light."

I will make every effort to do my part in this important conservation effort.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Hey - nobody said there would be essay questions!

According to this article in The Scotsman:

Senior judges bidding for the top judge job in Scotland have been asked to write an essay as part of the application process. A panel of experts has been appointed to select a successor to Lord Cullen, the Lord Justice General and Lord President of the Court of Session (pictured), who retires next month. But their request that applicants submit a written piece about the future challenges for the new Lord President seems to have caused a stir in senior legal circles and to have dissuaded some from applying.

One judge is quoted as saying the requirement is "demeaning." Perhaps they can compromise on a series of multiple choice or true/false questions.

I mean, why should Scotland's Chief Justice be expected to actually write a cogent, thoughtful legal opinion?

Southern Appeal chimes in on the proper role of a judge.


To this post over at Southern Appeal, I can only say "Amen!"

My favorite part:
In sum, an outcome-based-judicial philosophy is antithetical to the rule of law and should not be embraced by conservatives, no matter what results it might produce. If Americans don't care for certain aspects of the federal Constitution, then we are always free to change them vis-a-vis the prescribed amendment process outlined in our founding document. But for the continued well being of our constitutional republic, such changes must not be effectuated by judicial fiat.
I would expand this admonition beyond just "conservatives" to everyone. Starting with a desired outcome and then trying to find an analysis that will get you there is what gets judges accused of "activism", whether they are liberal activists or conservative activists (there are certainly "activists" on both ends of the spectrum) and why some judicial opinions are praised for the result but condemned for the shaky legal foundation on which they were constructed.

Prosecutors' Pledge adopted in England & Wales

Great Britain's Attorney General has announced the adoption of a "Prosecutors' Pledge" similar to the Victim's Bill of Rights adopted in many states on this side of the pond.

The pledge can be found here on the website of the Crown Prosecution Service.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

What NOT to ask in that law firm or clerkship interview.

It is getting to be law firm interview season and the folks over at the Volokh Conspiracy have the following suggestions for the questions not to ask when the interviewer asks if you have any questions:
* "How would you describe the atmosphere here?— Is it more like a labor camp or a slave ship?"

* "I heard there was this guy who came here and only billed like three hours a week. They say it took the firm two years to kick him out, and they gave him a nice bonus to leave, too. Is that true?"

* "Is it as bad as they say?"

* "How many partners here are still on their first wives?"

* "Is the firm's suite at Wrigley or Comiskey?"

* "Will I be allowed in the same room as a client? How about if there's a client walking down the hall, can I take a look-see?"

* Look at them quizzically. Then lean back, look up into the air, stroke your chin, and pause for a long time. Then sigh deeply. Repeat until they interrupt.

* "Say I have a "friend" who's embezzling money from the law firm where he's a summer associate. Is that so bad?"

* "What's the absolute fewest number of hours an associate can work, and still not get fired?"

* "Is that your wife, or your grandmother?"

* "Is that your wife, or your granddaughter?"

* "How much errors and omissions coverage do you have?"

* "Am I expected to check my Blackberry at 3:15 a.m.?"

* "There's not a drug test or anything, is there?"
Here are a couple of additional examples of questions not to ask. These were actually asked of me and friends of mine while interviewing prospective hires:
* "Will I get indoor parking for my Segway?"

* "How big would my office be in square feet?"

* "Tell me about yourself?"

* "Would you happen to have a resume that I can look over?"

* "How will my taking this job change your life?"

* "Confidentially, who is your greatest enemy within the firm?"

* "Is that your wife? She's hot!!!"
Now good luck to all you 3Ls out there.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Splog Clog


This Wall Street Journal report details the latest fight for your clicks now being waged in the blogosphere.

As noted here, "Splogging" is a term coined by Mark Cuban to describe blogs with no added value (wait a minute, that sounds like this blog), existing solely to trick people into visiting and exposing them to advertising. Splogs are often encountered in two ways: by searching for a key word on a search engine, or receiving it as a fradulent hit through your RSS aggregator. More often than not, they're automated, linking to countless blogs and other websites, using keywords selected solely to attract more eyeballs and click-throughs for their advertising. And automation means that splogs are being created at a dizzying pace, to the point that when you do a search for almost any term, you're bound to get a bunch of hits that are nothing but money-hungry splogs. Splogs are used to increase the page ranking of a website in Google. It is a way to game the Google system, to get one's website to appear higher up on the result list for particular searches. Splogs work by generating a lot of links. They are not real blogs; instead, their content is generated by randomly grabbing chunks of text from other blogs. And they are easy to create, given that Google's Blogger service allows anybody to create a blog for free. They are often constructed automatically by computer programs.

Pictured is an image of an apparent splog.

Elitism in appointing British judges?


This story in the Times of London reports that Lord Falconer (pictured) the Lord Chancellor of Great Britain has been accused by an independent watchdog of being influenced in appointing judges by whether they had been to Oxbridge.

It isn't really so different here. We have our own version of Oxbridge, I call it "Harleford." Of the current nine justices on the Supreme Court of the United States, five received their law degrees from Harvard, one from Yale and one from Stanford. Two of them, Souter and Bryer, received additional degrees from Oxford. Only John Paul Stevens was not educated at one of the big three.

As you may have gathered, I didn't attend any of them.

Look Ma - no hands (or any other part of the body)!

Golly! I'm absent from cyberspace for a few days and things get really bizarre.

Let me see if I have this straight. David Copperfield is going randomly select a woman from the audience and then impregnate her using magic rather than sex.

Now there's a trick that hasn't been done in a couple of thousand years. Maybe if he had tried that with Claudia Schiffer, there would be some little Copperfields running around.

Thanks to Ananova for the link.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Oral arguments can be hazarous to your health.


This situation actually happened to me.

A few years ago during oral arguments, a lawyer kept asserting facts that the judges (one of whom was me) didn't recall from the record. We kept pressing him to give us the page and line references for his assertions and he would not answer the questions. Finally, one of us (it may even have been me) pointed out that it was unprofessional to try to mislead us by asserting facts not in the record (nobody raised their voice and no one was particularly "aggressive" and certainly not "brutal" although I have no doubt that the lawyer didn't enjoy the comments) and the next thing we knew, he was hitting the floor like a sack of potatoes - out cold.

One of the other judges and I rushed off the bench and cleared his airway and checked his pulse, etc. The third judge ran back to chambers until the fuss was over (she didn't know what happened to the lawyer and thought he might have been assaulted and that she might be next). Our courtroom bailiff just sat there and watched all this until I told him to "get off [his] ass" and call for a rescue unit.

It turned out that the lawyer had suffered an epileptic seizure and recovered in a few minutes. We continued his case and told him to allow the paramedics to check him over.

We all felt pretty bad after that but we didn't have any problems with any of the other lawyers that day.

Thanks to Appellate Law & Practice for the link.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

What is it with these geniuses?


John Mainstone of the University of Queensland, Australia poses before the 2005 Nobel Prize Ceremony where he won the Nobel Prize in physics.






Now where have I seen that pose before? Oh, yes, on another Nobel Laureate in physics, Albert Einstein.

Sign of the Times

As I was out for a walk today, my path took me through a neighborhood park where I passed a group of four children, all around 10 years old.

The conversation I overheard went like this:

First Kid: "Get lost!"

Second Kid: "Come near me again and I will slit your throat"

First Kid: "You would never do that. You wouldn't slit my throat!"

Second Kid hits First Kid

First Kid: "Hit me again and I'll sue you for assault!"

Second Kid runs away.

Obviously I live in a tough neighborhood. They apparently teach Torts in elementary school here.

The real name of Orwell's Big Brother is "Google".

Randy Siegel in the New York Times speculates on what the Google homepage might look like in the far future (it allows you to search not only the web, but friends, family, ex-spouses, tax records, music, your future, and other people’s conversations).

Via Thinking About Technology.

Another apology for additional inconvenience.

Despite turning word verification on, the last couple of posts still managed to receive spam comments advertising other websites within minutes of their posting. Since, as you may have noticed, my schedule lately has limited my presence in the blogoshere to about 3 days a week on the average, policing the spam has been hit and miss although so far, I think I have managed to catch them before they stay on the site more than a few hours. In any case, I have restricted direct comments and set up an e-mail link for your comments which I will post to the blog after screening them for spam.

I am sorry for any delay in posting this procedure might impose but I will look forward to the e-mails.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Capitalism + Optimism - Reality = Zip/Nada/Goose egg

How much do you think it costs to post an advertisement for just one day on the home page of WordPress, which gets about 11,000 unique visits per day? Would you believe $20,000! That's right -- $20,000 for just one day. Ads for a week cost $100,000 and ads for a month cost $250,000.

Since WordPress' home page contains no ads, apparently no one has been willing to cough up that kind of money but if anyone ever does, you may see some ads here.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

"I didn't never say no such thing."

In those immortal words of Strother Martin, "What we've got here is failure to communicate."

This is the kind of stuff I read for a living.

Hat tip to Patterrico.

Where's Waldo? Why on your old CPU of course.

Cell biology researcher Michael Davidson stumbled upon a little-known trend from a decade ago, when he discovered a microscopic etching of Waldo (of Where'’s Waldo fame) while photographing a Hewlett-Packard microchip. A little research revealed that engineers have been sneakily including all kinds of graphics and messages on their chips since the late 60'’s, competing with one another to create the most elaborate artwork. Davidson has catalogued some 300 individual chips bearing such images as Daffy Duck, Marvin the Martian, and even a Russian message intended for Cold War-era Soviet operatives (who were attempting to reverse-engineer American technology). Unfortunately for microscopic-art lovers, the manufacturing difficulties that can arise from these silicon "Easter Eggs"” have made it all but impossible for modern engineers to continue the trend on the latest Pentium speed demons.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

To be (Shakespeare) or not to be - that is the question.


From Reuters - yet another Shakespeare contender/pretender.

Drop the pacifier and come along quietly.


From USA Today comes this story of a fight between children over a pacifier that results in a police report.

Odder still is why a six-year old is still using a pacifier!

Thursday, October 06, 2005

What would Rumpole say?

British barristers are set to begin a protest over fees for representing criminal defendants that haven't been raised since 1997 for trials that last less than 10 days. Many barristers are expected refuse to appear in court or to refuse cases altogether until the fees are raised. Such cases represent more than 95% of the criminal cases tried in Great Britain.

Selling the sizzle.


Russ over at Barely Legal reminds law students (and lawyers) how much more you can accomplish with a personal touch and some considerate human interaction.

My favorite line: "They say learning the law is like learning another language. They're right. Just don't forget the first one you learned."

200 mph and the everything is in the blind spot.


Mike Newman, the current World Blind Land Speed record holder and the Speed of Sight team have now set a date of Tuesday October 11th 2005 to break the World Blind Land Speed record. This date coincides with World Sight Day on the 13th October 2005. The Speed of Sight team will make their attempt at smashing the existing record of 144.7mph with the aim of pushing the World Blind Land Speed record above 200mph.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Bringing a court back to life


The Advocate of Baton Rouge has this status report on where some of the Louisiana courts are in getting open for business.

How open should the judicial disciplinary process be?


The post below generated a lively response and I thought the thread was both interesting and important enough to continue it as a new post.

One reader responded:
Why do judges reviewing judicial misconduct usually not name the judge subject to investigation? See, e.g., In re Judicial Misconduct. Many respondents in the ABA survey said that judges are unaccountable. When reviewing courts a) hold judicial misconduct proceedings in private and b) refuse to even identify the subjects of colorable complaints, what should the public think?
The question is a good one. I actually support more "sunshine" on the judicial disciplinary process. I think far to much of the process takes place in secret and while the motive is that airing dirty judicial laundry in public erodes confidence in the judicial system, I think the secrecy has a similar effect.

I know that there are some places with a history of corruption in the judiciary and that would clearly justify a low opinion of judges for that reason alone but I think the results of the ABA survey have more to do with the perception that judges ignore the will of the majority, are "making up law" instead of just applying it and are unaccountable for doing so.

I know that the vast majority of complaints against judges come from non-lawyers and are based upon dissatisfaction with the outcome of a particular case and those are usually dismissed summarily since complaints that an error of law was made, even if well founded, is not grounds for disciplinary action anywhere I know of. Outside of systems where judges have life tenure, judges can simply not be re-appointed or re-elected if they demonstrate sufficient incompetence in applying the law correctly. When judges really get in trouble, it usually has to do with their demeanor on the bench. They may consistently display an attitude or engage in conduct that suggests partiality or bias.

I personally don't have a problem with secrecy as to the filing of complaints determined to be unfounded but once a judicial regulatory body finds that there is sufficient evidence to proceed against a judge on ethical grounds, I agree that the process and proceedings should be open.

I think the reasoning used by some that proceedings against federal judges should be secret because federal judges can only be removed through impeachment proceedings, is a bit circular since Congress is a political body and would be more inclined to institute such proceedings if the public outcry were great enough - which it may well be if the public knew what the judge had done.

The simple notion that you have to face a periodic review of your performance keeps most non-federal judges pretty sensitive to how they are perceived by the litigants and the public.

I think the fundamental perception problem which unfortunately is all to often aided and abetted by some judges, is that the judiciary is occasionally perceived as a group of "philosopher kings" who, with the purest of motives, think of themselves as wiser than the people and their elected representatives.

Sometimes criticism of a judge is well taken and sometimes it is not. We can all agree that cases should be decided by the consistent application of legal principles and not by popular opinion and we can further note that judges do not control the way cases are presented to them and in an adversary system, the relative competence and professionalism of the advocates will often be a determining factor in the outcome of a case. However, it is also a fact that we are an outcome oriented society and that means that quite often the judge (silently) takes the heat for a result that nobody likes but which was compelled by the law and the record in the case.

Typical of this mindset and as an aside which also makes the point, one regular reader of this blog has characterized me variously as "a right wing slogan-shouter" who relies on organizations with an agenda to "tell me what the law is" and who would never "rule in favor of unpopular causes." Beyond noting that this site is more "blog" than "blawg" and I that post links from any source with a story that I, and perhaps you, might find interesting, bizarre or amusing, I would also point out that as a judge I rule on "cases" not "causes." From his knee-jerk posts, I would also hazard a guess that this particular reader has never read any of the rather large number of opinions I have authored over the years. I leave to others any evaluation of my performance as a judge. While I don't take myself very seriously (as evidenced by this blog), I do take my job very seriously indeed.

The bottom line for me is that taking heat for your decisions goes with the oath and the robe and I should be able to truthfully say that I kept an open mind and gave both parties to the case fair consideration of their legal arguments and the record presented and to justify every judicial decision I make by pointing to a constitutional provision, statute or ethical canon and if I can't, shame on me, and if it gets to the point when I have to defend my actions, the public, who pay my salary, have a right to examine and debate those decisions and my justification for them. I don't have lifetime tenure and I am periodically called upon to defend the way I approach my job and I think that is the way it should be.

Addendum - As I was publishing this post, the preceding one received this comment which is worth reproducing here in its entirety:
"Indeed, perhaps judges should stop pretending that they possess some ability to discern the ultimate meaning of the constitution and will call close cases in favor of the government."
I don't want to hijack the judge's comment thread, but it would be interesting if judges would say the following:
1. As a matter of separation of powers, I will call the close ones in favor of the government or;

2. Because I believe that courts are the final arbiters of the Constitution, and because it is the duty of the courts to protect minority rights, I will call the close ones in favor of the individual.

In truth, judges generally adopt one of these models. Because the models are equally valid, I don't consider opinions issued under either, activist. Perhaps if judges overtly admitted this, there would be less confusion and thus (hopefully) less to complain about."
My response is that I don't usually have the luxury of following any model because precedent, whether I like it or not, will usually guide the outcome but in those relatively few cases of constitutional first impression that do come along, I don't follow either model. I think the basic historical premise of all constitutions is that they represent a compact between the people and their government and are intended to protect people from overreaching by their government.

In construing a constituional provision, I try to discern meaning from the words used in a constitution the same way you do with a statute. What is the plain meaning? What was the policy intent of the framers at the time? How have similar words used in other parts of the Constitution been construed? I, for one, try very hard not to substitute my personal views for policy decisions that belong, in the first instance, to elected representatives of the people.

What do you think?