For all of you conspiracy theorists out there, Moscow News (Russia not Idaho) has this report which quotes a Pocatello (Idaho not Russia) meteorologist to the effect that Hurricane Katrina was actually the work of the the Japanese crime organization known as the Yakuza using equipment developed by the old KGB. The motive? Making a killing in the futures market and getting some back for Hiroshima.MosNews quotes the meteorologist, Scott Stevens as telling the Villiage Voice, "“There is absolutely zero chance that this is natural, zero."
You may return to reality when you are ready.
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