Apparently being a wizard in Great Britain pays pretty well.

Robert Brett-Deans says he is a wizard but prefers to be known as "The Jason." Unfortunately The Jason finds himself in a spot of trouble with the local constabulary in Croydon.

What did the wizard formerly known as Robert Brett-Deans do? He's been charged with one count of conspiring to commit false imprisonment and two counts of possessing the proceeds of crime. Although The Jason has no fixed address, police found £500,000 ($1,000,000 US) in cash, along with sledgehammers, balaclavas, superglue, rope and batteries. I don't know if The Jason went to Hogwarts but despite having read all of J.K. Rowling's books, I have no idea what kind of spell would require ingredients like these but apparently the result is a lot of money.

Here's what The Jason told the Court:

I'm serious about everything I do. I am also a wizard of the Round Table and I am a master manipulator. In other words, I can do magic.

There will be no white flag going up on my ship and I will also help you all so I can put your minds at rest. I'm not playing games with you all. I do not play games.

In mythical terms, be careful in everything that you might do because you might just find yourselves opening Pandora's box and, as you might know, the only thing left in the box was hope.

To the police detectives, The Jason said "I wish you good luck because you will need it." So is he fit to stand trial? Yes, according to a psychiatric report. Is he a wizard? Well if he is, I guess he won't be in jail long.