I'm no marketing genius but ...

... perhaps I just didn't notice that people are clamoring for:

Lederhosen with a built-in cell phone.. I can just see that Verizon guy standing in front of the Matterhorn saying, "Can you hear me know?"














Or, how about the "Gotta-Go Briefcase" for those executives who are really full of... well you get the idea.











Finally, how about this Japanese "rescue" robot which appears to basically be a pooper scooper for the dead or nearly dead.