Most succinct Notice of Appeal ever!

No, I'm not resuming this blog but this is too funny not to share.

Courtesy of one of my west coast colleagues comes what may be the most pointedly succinct Notice of Appeal (this is a pdf file) I have ever seen.

What it lacks in legal sufficiency it makes up for in amusing candor. This appeal won't go anywhere but it has certainly brought a smile to the faces of a lot of judges who don't get out much and may do the same for appellate lawyers who often share the sentiment but must make the argument somewhat more professionally.

OK. I'm going back to oblivion now.