As reported by the Detroit Free Press here, Thanks to good detective work and DNA testing, Jeffrey Haynes will become the newest member of the Michigan Sexual Offender Registry. He achieved this distinction for sexually assaulting Thelma and Louise, a pair of Calhoun County sheep.What does Haynes have to say about it:
"Um hmm, ... If I did do it, which I'm saying I'm not, that is a sick person, and if I did do it, I'm sick."
I think I will leave it at that.
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If he did this, he's a baaaad, baaaad man.
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