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Monday, February 26, 2007

Why it isn't a good idea to sell porn to the police chief's teenage daughter.

On Friday, the Utah Supreme Court affirmed a conviction against John Haltom, owner of "Dr. John's Lingerie and Novelty [you can imagine what kind] Store," for dealing in material harmful to a minor.

Haltom had sold the video "Getting Wet, the Last Howl" to a customer who turned out to be the police chief's 17-year-old daughter.

My favorite line from the opinion:

"Finally, Mr. Haltom attempts to stiffen his arguments with an appeal to constitutional law."

Who says appellate judges don't have a sense of humor.

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