The Chinese idea of a S.W.A.T. Team,

I'm hardly an expert on anti-terrorism but I do know that "S.W.A.T." stands for " Special Weapons and Tactics" and it seems to me that a Segway is not exactly a "special weapon" and shooting from one in a crouched position is lousy tactics for three reasons: 1) it can't possibly help accuracy; 2) it leaves the shooter more exposed; and 3) instead of focusing on your target, you are preoccupied with the thought that you look like a complete idiot.