Floridians protest beach integration.

Alright, I'll admit that while technically correct, that headline up there is a little misleading. It actually refers to these residents of Sarasota who don't like the idea of mixing brown sand with white sand on their beaches. I guess you could call them sand bigots.

This gives a whole new meaning to the concept of a "Gag Order."

I think that perhaps this judge has taken the idea a little too literally.

Perry Mason arrested for practicing law without a license.

Watching Perry Mason on TV back in the late 1950's and early 1960's was a major influence on me and a big reason why I wound up in this profession.

Oh, the shame of it!

Tequila and bean dip don't mix.

Take a bunch of men. Put them in a single room in a Texas motel. Add some high density flatulence and the result is silent but (almost) deadly.

The Time Travel Cheat Sheet.

No time machine should be without one of these (click on the image to zoom in).

Via Gizmodo.

So much for Congressional oversight!

The really sad part is that we now find this both unsurprising and funny.

Breaking News - Al Capone Charged with Tax Evasion!

It's Boston, not Chicago and it's 2009 not 1931, so isn't quite deja vu all over again and incidentally, the Capone in question happens to be a restaurant instead of a gangster but what the hell, it got your attention, didn't it?

In other news from Boston, apparently they have trouble learning English there, but the rest of the country already knew that.